MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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