I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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