Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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