i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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