I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i now understand why vodka
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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