Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize