So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
