so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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