he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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