i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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