You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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