whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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