well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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