I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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