This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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