we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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