..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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