Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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