Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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