I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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