You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My bed smells like the plague
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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