what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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