You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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