we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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