ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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