I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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