whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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