i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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