Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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