Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
The best revenge is premature balding
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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