My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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