Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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