Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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