No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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