you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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