Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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