and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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