You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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