If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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