"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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