that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
not ubering you a puppy
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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