Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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