these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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