We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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