ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
