ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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