Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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