I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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