Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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