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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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