Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
