We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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