OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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