so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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