I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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